I see shaking in that egg!!!

lol those who have seen Dr doolittle two will undercunstumble what i mean by my opening line.

OMG! I'm like a grandma!!! (not in the human sense)

My baby boggles just had 3 gorgeous little fluffballs!

I wasn't expecting her to drop them for another 2 weeks, but i must have miscalculated cause last night while i was watching TV she started having contractions!

I brought her into my room so she could be with me and lay a blanket on the bed and just lay next to her talking to her and even singing softly to her while stroking her tummy. (She loves it when i sing to her)

She was in labour for 3 hours.

Finaly when i saw her sit up and start to push, i grabbed a drawer from my dresser, dumped the contents on the floor, chucked a towel and soft blanket in there and placed her in it. She wasn't sure what was going on, cause she tried to run off with a baby half hanging out of her! (first litter)

After straining for about 5 minutes, the first kitten popped out.

Then about half an hour later the second kitten popped out... literally!

It sounded like a cork being popped off the top of a champagne bottle.

They come out in a little bubble sac that pops and then the mother eats up the sac as well as the placenta. (each little kitten comes with its own placenta!)

I must have fell asleep (hadn't slept for 37 hours) but i woke up about 45 mins later and there was another little kitty in there!

I knew she was only going to have 3! 2 boys n 1 girl... psychic??

I'm happy that they are all healthy little munchkins, but i am a little disappointed because they were born with fur!!

Before you think I'm cuckoo, hear me out.

I breeded boggles with a Devon Rex. They are relatively hair free cats.

So i was hoping at least one of them would look like the dad.

(pictured here)

He has short curled hair in some places.

Maybe they will get hairless later? Oh well, at least they all turned out OK!

what more could one ask for?!

Sorry could you breathe a little heavier?

I hate it when i get a prank call from someone i don't know.
Not because it irritates me, but because i don't know who it is!!
Its frustrating!

Anywho, i got a prank call before from someone who wanted me to hear them breathe, so i quite calmly informed them that it was their credit they were wasting so they might as well at least start talking... To which they started babbling on about Bendigo and something else i couldn't understand.

So then i told them that i was going to place the phone down and walk away, leaving them to have a conversation with my television, which i switched on full volume. I did indeed walk away, but came back into the room 5 mins later and the bugger was still on the phone! Some people have more money than sense!

I hung up on them and then decided to call them back so i could get their answering machine to see who they were. But he picked up the phone and said hello.(i put my number on private so he didn't know it was i calling) Well when he heard my TV in the background and no voice just breathing, he exclaimed "FUCK"... to which i smugly replied "yeah you wanna make sure next time you prank someone you put your number on private ya nuffy" hahahaha fucking ha!!!

Now i have a number to pass on to my little cousin who loves prank calling strangers all the time!

p.s.... i think Boggles had contractions before?!!!! or maybe it was just wind... hmmm.

Is my name cinderella???

Cause god knows i friggin feel like it at the moment!
Phew! I just spent the last 5 hours... yes that's right 5 hours cleaning this bloody house!! I can now feel proud to let someone walk into my home.
I haven't called it my home since moving in... why?

Ok, i live with a 46yr old man, who has an irritable habit of collecting junk and antiques. I swear i counted at least 30 plus bloody crystal candle holders. Why would anyone want that many?!!! Isn't two enough?
What is he preparing for a blackout for all of Victoria?
I tell ya, as time goes on, more of my stuff gets thrown out, and his crap builds up! The place looks like an antique shop! You wouldn't think a 25 year old woman lived here!

I wish i had of taken pictures to show you how messy the place was. But i kinda got into the working buzz mode and off i went like a bloody tornado.. I guess i can give the gym a miss today! I'm going to be so sore tomorrow! So not only did i rid the place of all the useless crap that was lying around, i packed up half of his antiquey do dads and hid them in cupboards and such.

Not only did i do all this today, but everyday i have to follow him round like a baby and pick up after his mess... How can a grown man be so messy?? I do his dishes, cause i hate it when he leaves greasy plates in the sink... eurghhhh. And he leaves stuff everywhere!
But enough complaining, because he does genuinely care about me and he is good to me, (no i haven't slept with him nor am i going to, its purely a friendship dirty people!!!) so i guess i can forgive him a little... (just a little) Cause he does work two jobs and helps me with stuff i cant do.

Sigh* now alls that's left is to clean up the back yard... it looks like a bloody jungle! I will take a pic of that! And he has more crap out the back!!! I think I'm going to invite my daddy over with a trailer to pick it all up and burn it!!
hehehe

You win some, you loose some...

Ok last post i was complaining of being tired...
Now I'm going to have a whinge about having too much sleep!
Too much sleep makes me feel worse than being tired.
My head aches and my body is sore.

What did i do on the weekend?
I worked, worked worked worked my little (well big) ass off.
Nothing exciting to tell really.
Just another boring weekend.

I have been so busy that i forgot to ring a few friends and do a few things i was supposed to do... oops!
Hopefully they will forgive me!

My ex's sister rang and wants me to visit her.
huh? I don't know why?!
I never really got along with her in the first place!
Maybe she is doing some spying for him.
who knows!

Babies babies babies... everyone i know is having babies!
My 16 year old cousin just popped one out.
am i supposed to want a baby because I'm a 25yr old woman?
cause i don't! Where is that internal female thing inside me that is supposed to go 'aww goo gaa goo gaa baby's are so cute!'?
Cause i don't have one!

all work and no sleep make Amber...

Tired?!
lol

I haven't slept for nearly two days, so this morning i took a sleeping pill... BIG MISTAKE! I feel like a walking zombie.
Its like I'm stoned... my eyes are heavy and so is my head.
I'm going to take a nap i think...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz