HORNY WARNY~~~

No im not writting about Shane Warne!

Im Back to tell you all about Ambers wonderfoool trip to the place where she lost her virginity at the age of 18!! (Warnambool.... sigh*)

Well my faggy friend Kyle kept me up all night the night before the trip. We shouldn't be left alone together after 10pm, cause garunteed we gunna end up laughing the night away untill the wee hours of the morning! Anywho we got to Warnambool and after one hours sleep Kyle was bouncing around the room begging to go to the beach... This is what i looked like compared to him when we arrived..

Hmmm, i hated him that day!

Anyway, after sleeping a little and eating a lot, we wandered down to the beach at 8pm at night, armed with a torch and a tyre iron for safety! It was friggin freezin!!! I swear my nipples snapped off and floated away with the tide! We went back the next day and took these lovely pics!

Kyle : "look a wave"Kyle: "Oh shit.... RUN!"

Anyway, we spent most of the time shopping and eating, and sleeping, and watching Austar, and eating, and sampling the nightlife, and eating and harrasing the sexy surfer boys... oh and did i mention eating??

The worst thing happened to me!!! Do you remember me writing a post a while ago saying that i was getting eyelash extensions>? Well i got them, and they looked great... for a day or two, then they all started to fall out. (They attatch false eyelash onto your original eyelash with this glue that hardens, and its supposed to fall out when your eyelash grows out naturally.)

So in the end i was left with these black little lumps of glue on the end of my eyelashes, so it looked like a mouse had run across my eyelashes and shat all over them! So i had to cut them!!! (Sniff sniff... i hated my eyelashes to begin with because they grew straight down over my eyes like a horse! But now i hate them even more!! they are like 1/2 mm long!)

Kyle being the wonderful faggy friend that he is helped me super glue false lashes on so that i wouldn't look gimpy for the rest of my holiday! Here is what he did!

Anyway, crisis averted, After four wonderful glorious days of kyle keeping me awake all night in fits of laughter (gay men are such larks!) We headed off home on Sunday morn... On the way we came across this funny st sign

And now for one last pic of me and my gorgeous fake eyelash's...(ps. note to others... superglueing on false eyelashes FARKING HURT!!!)

p.s... is anyone else sick of hearing about Paris Hilton??? I mean for Farks sake is the girl even talented or pretty? Ive seen more personality and intelligence in a steamy fresh dog turd!