All my friends are getting married...

I feel like the only single person left on the fucking planet!!!
My eldest sister is married. My youngest is engaged.
Then there is lil ol middle child me all alone and boyless.

Not only that, it seems all my old dependable single friends are pairing off with partners! wtf is going on??
I know i am very picky when it comes to men. I have had three ask me out in the last month, but i respectfully declined because i just didn't 'click' with them, or i wasn't attracted to them at all.
But surely there MUST be someone out there?

Eh... i made up my mind that im not going to get involved with anyone this year, because this year i am spending on me, doing all the things that i have wanted to do. But some times its nice to get a little intimacy from a guy, like a hug or a kiss.
Besides, if i am honest with my self i am still hung up on someone else.

Is it ok to be in your late 20s and single?
I feel like a freak!

COUGH COUGH....

I got this constant dry bloody cough..

It starts like an itch in the back of my throat and i cant stop!

Its soo unattractive.

I sound like a dog woofing!

So i been overdosing on Oranges for the Vit C.

Feeling a bit tired and sluggish cause i was up late last night editing and sorting through some pictures i took the other day.

(Took some pics of a male friend of mine)

And boy may i say some of them are wahoooo hot!

Either I'm a genius or he is extremely sexy, or maybe both!

There is one picture that i particularly like over the others and when i look at it it really makes me squeamish in the nether regions... Its just simply that sexually charged.

Mmmmm i think i need to get laid.. lol

I have decided to not drink any alcohol for a while, and boycott botting the odd smoke from my friends (sigh* yes i started again).

I think that's why i have this horrible cough, my body is telling me off!

I'm sooooooo bored!

I find my self with all this time on my hands and i feel like i am wasting my life sitting in front of the TV or staring out the window.

So i decided i want to get stuck into the garden or something when I'm bored. Maybe it's a touch of loneliness as well... Who knows!

I'm off to lay on my bed with my cat boggles (who is halfway through her pregnancy) she has 4 and a half weeks left! She is due to drop them either 2 days before, or 2 days after my birthday! what a lovely present that will be!!!! Baby boggies running around!

Mmmm

I'm having one of those days.

Head in the clouds, everything is wonderful lala la days.

I got a chill from sleeping with the air conditioner on all night, and i was very very sick for 3 days. But i got over it very quickly. I HAD to! i had so much going on this weekend i didn't have time to be sick. Everything is moving so fast now.

I had a wonderful insightful conversation with a friend of mine, and had such a good time talking to them and laughing with them. I haven't laughed from the heart for so long. It was nice, kinda like a warm fuzzy feeling. It made me feel content and just good!

I also sorted some emotions and feelings that i had been dwelling over in my head for the past few weeks. I Finally figured out where everything belongs and how i feel and why i feel that way. I think I'm happy because everything just 'clicks' now, where as before i was stressing all the time about things that were beyond my control, and more to the point, something that shouldn't have worried me all that much in the first place.

Sigh*

Now all i got to do is get my body up to speed where my mind is and head back to that gym for some feel good pheromones!

I love the world today!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lil miss Amby as a happy tod

OMG.. FAT PICS!!!

Since i lost another 5 kilos this week, i have decided to post some old 'fatter' pics of me... i say fatter because i know i still have a long way to go... but by golly i lost a total of 25kgs in 5 months. YAY

o0o my head hurts....

Well i went to a new years party last night that one of my friends was at, and i managed to down a bottle of white wine AND a bottle of red...

(i don't drink much)

Anyway, here's WHY i don't drink...

I stood up to go to the toilet and felt something squishy under my shoe, so i squished down on it a little harder to work out what it was (beats me why i didn't just have a look!) Then i hear a faint "rooooooaaaaaawwwrrr". Turns out i was standing on the families pet kitten.... OOPS!

Only 10 minutes later, I'm getting up to talk to a girl at the end of the table, and i stand on something a little bit more dense this time. I didn't have to squish it this time to figure out what it was, because it bit me really hard... (mind you it was biting me for 40secs before it registered i was standing on the families pet dog!)

The rest of the night i was called the ANIMALATOR.... :-( i love animals, esp cats and doggies, there is no way i would have done it deliberately, and i felt sooooo bad!

Moving on.... we ended up going out to the warehouse (whorehouse as i like to call it) and Universal (so hate the universal) To where i further embarrassed myself by (apparently) hitching up my skirt around my waist while exclaiming "fuck me it's hot in here" and plonking down on a stool.

eeeeeeeeek!

Towards the end of the night, i was walking towards my mates car in the car park opposite universal, and the next minute i know there is a cool breeze swirling around my legs and up my kochee... (i guess it was a bad idea to wear a skirt that i had to pin smaller because i lost weight and go out drinking in it...)

To make matters worse, those who know me, know i don't wear undies!!

so there i am, standing in the middle of bendigo, with my skirt around my ankles and a little black petticoat barely hiding my modesty... (apparently i then bent over to pick it up and shimmy back into it while declaring "fucking skirt" (such a lady) and in doing so, bared my big fat white ass to who ever happened to be behind me or driving past.)

My friend then took me to kfc where i ordered i don't know what and payed with i don't know what... and i started munging into it like it was the first meal i had ever eaten... i made love to the chicken with my mouth..(i know i know, back to the gym tomorrow to work that off)

As i was spooning the potato and gravy out of the container with my fingers, my bastard friend took a corner too fast and i ended up with my head and upper body firmly stuck under the passengers seat and my big ass waving around in the air...(was in back seat with no seat belt on) to make matters worse i had my face buried in the potato and gravy container.... mmm attractive!

I was then taken home, placed on a couch, where i promptly fell asleep on my back with my mouth hanging open and gravy stains all over my face.

So.... to the half of Bendigo that saw my Lilly ass, and to the kitten and dog that i stood on, i apologise from the bottom of my heart.

And that is why i dont drink.

click these two links for a look at a drunk Ambz...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jw0yNcf-j64

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvJIqdMl66A