So many men....

I went out tonight with my friend Bec to Goldies.

I haven't been there for aaaages!

Was a little disappointed at first because Someone didn't turn up who said they were going to turn up (Bec you know who) and started to slip into being glum.

However, i soon perked up and thought "well fuck it, why should i be miserable cause they're not here? im here for me to have fun!" And i didn't have long to be bored i can tell you!

I was presented by men left right and centre most of the night!

What the? I go to the bar for a drink, i get chatted up. I walk back to my seat, i get chatted up. I sit down in my seat, i get chatted up! It was nice to be offered so many free drinks for the night. (pity i was driving!)

And it was also nice to be admired and wanted (even if a few of them were old enough to be my grandpa!) lol

I don't know whats wrong with me, i had the perfect opportunity to take home a gorgeous tall muscular man, and i declined. I had the opportunity to get a rodgering from an EXTREMELY well hung man, and i declined again! For some reason i just wasn't in the mood for sex.

(Don't worry I'm confused too!)

hmmm weird.

So here i am at home at 2:45am on a Sat morning blogging away when i could be bonking away.

Who knows!

Whats the world coming to when Amber passes up sex?

lol

loving me is easy cause im beautifooool!!!

I love being the space cadet that i am.
I'm special and i know it! (no not in the 'speshuuuul' sense)
I'm a regular nuffy. But by god I'm a damn good one.

Yesterday it was like a light suddenly switched on in my head, because for the first time in my life, i know i am all that and a bit!
Anyone would be lucky to have me as a friend, even more so if i was their partner! Why? Because I'm a damn good woman!

There are so many women out there today who are real heartless, uncaring, soulless biatches. But not this Lil chooky! I was brought up by the best, and i was taught from day one to respect other people. Treat them as you would want to be treated. Think of others before yourself. And to care and share.

there ain't no other woman out there who can top me in the stakes. Because when i was created i was made with all the ingredients that anyone could want in a woman.

I am smart, funny, sociable, open minded, non judgemental, caring, unselfish, thoughtful, reliable, trustworthy, loyal, beautiful, outgoing, wise, seductive, great in the sack! (lol) quirky, talented, hard working and many many more that i cant be bothered listing.

For the first time in my life i LOVE ME! And i don't care if i sound up myself, cause this is a wonderful feeling. For so long i have hated me. The way i looked, the way i lived, my personality... I really loathed myself. But not today! and never again! cause i finally realised myself what a wonderful woman i am.

If there was another me in the world i would marry me in an instant! So what if you don't value me the way i should be valued... I know how much i am worth. I know how wonderful i am. And i know how much i should be loved.
Me and My Space cadet mother...
(we were in a dept store when we took this)

Touch a touch a touch a touch meeeeeee!

I just put an add in a web site for meeting singles.
Not looking to meet a man or a woman for a relationship at the moment.
Not looking for anything serious at all.
Just browsing to make more friends in bendigo.
And that's what my add states.

So i met someone tonight from the site.
A 31 yr old man... tall, slim to muscular, Semi attractive and quite sociable. Very easy to talk to.
He came round to my place for a coffee and a chat.
No expectations, just a good old natter and such.
I am a very sociable person and i love meeting new people.
So this is a great way to make new friends in Bendigo.

I don't know whether i am attracted to him or not. I look at him and go nah, then i look again and change my mind.
However by the end of the night we end up in my room, both lying on my bed chatting.

I'm horny and i want to make a move, so i invite him to play with my breasts. mmm i love having my boobies played with! He is slow and gentle, and kisses me in a way that teases me. Touches me slowly and plays with my hair... its nice, and it turns me on. I want him to touch me elsewhere, but then he kisses me on the forehead and says "its time for bed"..... WHAT THE!

I mean i should be happy that I'm respected enough for him to want to see me again tomorrow and chat some more... i should be happy he didn't fuck me and fuck off right??? lol nope... i wanted some action... for once i wanted a one nighter, and what do i get? Teased!

Hes a nice guy, but i don't think i want to have an ongoing thing, and i think he does... Its nice the way he gently touches me, but i don't think i could see myself with a gentle person long term... yes its loving and sensual and slow.. but i want a man who is a bit more than vanilla oriented in the bedroom. Sometimes i want a good hard screwing.

I must admit, I'm curious now... so of course i will see him tomorrow... I'm also curious as to the size of his... ummm... 'mini me'. It looks promising. I just hope he doesn't expect too much from me, cause right now, alls I'm looking for is to get laid... lol

The end is near...

OMG i can't believe what is going on in this world today!
Not only are we on water restrictions that are only going to get worse (apparently to the point where we can only shower every second day...fuck that!), But now it turns out we are short on power!

I was just watching the news, and due to a bushfire surrounding a faulty thingamajig that sends power to the doozywatsit to supply us with our electricity (are you still with me?) we are going to be rationed power over the next few days... WHAT THE?

It HAD to be over summer!
Damn my moth filled purse! I would be heading to the local pool otherwise... I cant even use my pool!!! waaaaaaaah!!
Life is just kicking me in the arse...
Maybe i might go for a drive to some hidden waterhole with a friend or two or three...

So, we have a shortage of water, and now a shortage of electricity... next the gas company will overheat and explode, ending our supply of gas, the factories will be shut down due to inflation, and the food will rot...
the end is near... be warned all ye sinners and evil doers!! REPENT REPENT FOR ALL YOUR SINS!
lmao!!

(opinions expressed in this post are pure fictional and made up for the sheer humour of it all)

The princess and the pink boogyboard...

OMG i had the best fun today.
It's the best fun i have had in a while. (Been down misery lane)
But i think i found myself wandering back onto Happy street again!

We lost all electricity power at around 4pm today for a couple of hours. It was sooo hot i contemplated jumping in my green algae pool!
So i made a deal with One of my girlfriends and we went to our slimmers group (which i been avoiding for a while cause i thought i would be disappointed at the outcome) and then went to the local swimming pool.

I lost 6.8 kilos in 2 months and 11kilos since i started there.
Wahooo. I was rapt. So that was a good start. Then we headed to the pool, where i nervously declothed and went to the pool edge and jumped in. It was so much fun to get out and be amongst people... (esp the hotties we were perving on!)

We were being watched by one guy, and my friend was trying to look all classy and seductive, when her pink kiddy boogyboard flipped out from under her and smacked her in the face... was hilarious! What a mood killer huh?

I'm back, I'm happy. and I'm here to party!
p.s.. here is a good song to live by.

Its by Joydrop "beautiful like you"

If i was beautiful like you
all the things I would do
Those not so blessed
would be crying out murder
And I'd just laugh
And get away with it too
Like you do

If i was beautiful like you
I would never be at fault
I would walk in the rain
between the raindrops
Bringing traffic to a halt

But that can never be
that will never, never be
Coz i'm not beautiful like you
I'm beautiful like me

If i was beautiful like you
I'd be quick to assume
They'd do anything to please me
At night I see their reaction
when you walk into the room

But that can never be
that will never, never be
Cuz i'm not beautiful like you
I'm beautiful like me

Beautiful
beautiful like me
like me
like me

If i was beautiful like you
I'd have so many friends
Always fighting for my time
to be next in line
So if i hurt one
i wouldnt have to make amends

That can never be
that will never never be
Coz i'm not beautiful like you
i'm not beautiful like you
i'm not beautiful like you
I'm beautiful like me
beautiful like me
beautiful like me
I'm beautiful like me
I'm beautiful like me