The end is near...

OMG i can't believe what is going on in this world today!
Not only are we on water restrictions that are only going to get worse (apparently to the point where we can only shower every second day...fuck that!), But now it turns out we are short on power!

I was just watching the news, and due to a bushfire surrounding a faulty thingamajig that sends power to the doozywatsit to supply us with our electricity (are you still with me?) we are going to be rationed power over the next few days... WHAT THE?

It HAD to be over summer!
Damn my moth filled purse! I would be heading to the local pool otherwise... I cant even use my pool!!! waaaaaaaah!!
Life is just kicking me in the arse...
Maybe i might go for a drive to some hidden waterhole with a friend or two or three...

So, we have a shortage of water, and now a shortage of electricity... next the gas company will overheat and explode, ending our supply of gas, the factories will be shut down due to inflation, and the food will rot...
the end is near... be warned all ye sinners and evil doers!! REPENT REPENT FOR ALL YOUR SINS!
lmao!!

(opinions expressed in this post are pure fictional and made up for the sheer humour of it all)