Advance my ass

What am i doing for Australia day?
Sweet fuck all.
Tonight was like the biggest night for partying in bendigo because tomorrow is a public holiday, and where was i? In bed asleep!
Yep.. I truly am getting old!

This weekend is going to be jam packed with things happening in benders, and I'm thinking about going for a wander down the street to have a look. I got a text from a casual friend who wants to come see me tomorrow, and i been fobbing them off for a while, so i think i better catch up and get it over and done with.

I kinda feel like i should be out partying this weekend, cause I'm Young single and all, but then the old lady in me goes 'eh whatever'.
i think i am going through a mid mid life crisis!

Frantic fanatic...?

I think i want to be one of those fitness freaks...

You know, one of those people that simply say no to everything bad for you, like cigarettes, alcohol, junk food, men...lol

Seriously though, i am sick of feeling like shit after i eat something 'naughty'. It always makes me sick and i end up feeling like shit for three days... so why do i do it? I don't even enjoy eating it anymore. I think its just become habit in the past, that i naturally go out to buy junk food to make myself feel better. But it doesn't work anymore.

So yeah, I'm going to become a junkie.

Water water water... Fruit Fruit Fruit... and Veg veg veg...

I'm saying no to everything else... even diet soft drink. And yes, even a small little bite of anything naughty.

I been longing to go to the gym for a few weeks now.

I stopped going after my car accident. But i think i would like to kick start that off again cause I'm kinda getting sick of feeling tired and lousy during the day.

So here's to the obsessive new me!

Fitness junkieness here i come! haha Will let ya know how i go.

Some people...

If i take the time out of my busy little life to send you a message, to write you a letter, to give you a call, to send you a text, or to e-mail you, the least you can do is bloody reply!

It really shits me to tears when i make the effort to contact someone and they don't bother responding back. Not only did i take time out to do it, but i spent money doing it! How hard is it to take 2 mins out of your time to send a little reply back?

FARK! :-(

Herculeeese!!!

Lmao... I'm in a nuttsy mood today. Feel like bouncing off the walls and doing back flips. (the only thing stopping me is the fact that I'd probably break my neck in the process!)

I just went for my Monthly check up. Yep you read right, MONTHLY.
No i am not a hypochondriac, no i don't get sick all the time. I just like to get everything checked regularly so i can get on with my life and not have to worry about some disease i might have festering away while i cant be assed going to the docs.

Yeah i like to get std checks and blood tests and all the other stuff done once a month. Not cause i sleep with strangers all the time, And not because i think i will inherit some nasty illness anytime now, But because its better to be safe than sorry. If i have cancer or even thrush (god forbid) i would like to catch it in its early stages, and not when its too late.

Interesting conversation i had with someone the other day, we were talking about stds and stuff, and they think that i am more likely to get an std cause i slept with more people. Ummm call me naive but i can sleep with a whole continent of people and not catch an std. It only takes one person, one needle, or one body fluid to transfer.

Yeah I'm more likely to if i screw half the population, but I'm a smart gal, i don't just screw anybody, i always check out the goods before it goes in any orifice, and i nearly always use protection. (I say nearly cause there have been long term relationships, breakages, etc..)

Think about it... How long have you been putting off a pap smear? It doesn't hurt, its not embarrassing (only for prudes) and its over in 5 secs. Maybe I'm being a nagging nancy, but i believe that you shouldn't procrastinate when it comes to your health!

Don't delay, do it today!
Book in an appointment with your local nurse and go get that fanny checked out! After all, you don't want to wake up one morning with something like alfalfa sprouting out of your giney do you?

Im fucked... Litterally... :-)

Ok look out cause this post is going to be a total tell all about the awesome sex i had last night and all today... lol
Prudes avert your virgin eyes now!
you have been warned!

So i met this guy over the net. We send a few msgs back and forth and before you know it, I'm on my way up to Maroopna (near shep) for what i like to call a bootay call. lol.
I NEVER drive for sex! Just a rule i always had. You know, safety and all that... Besides, i never felt the need to.

But i don't know, i thought what the hell...
Live a little and go out and see the countryside.
Great guy, had a ball... but the sex.... mmm, lets just say i NEVER EVER cum with just sex. But i do now!
I lost count of how many times we had sex.

Sigh* I'm buggered, and I'm off to bed.
I think i will be grinning for a week!